Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

The children of Mars are in a funk, so Martian King Kimar comes up with a solution: kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to their planet. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, this is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic, which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!